Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Growing Like a Weed







Summer growth spurts are popping up all over. Bebe is about 10 pounds now (so much for a 5 lb Chihuahua), and is still growing like a weed. Her hair is getting longer in the oddest places like across her rump, under her belly and in little fan-like patches down her back like golden sea shells. Take a look at that tail! In this picture, she's ready to play fetch; one of her favorite pastimes.

Some folks say you can't grow rhubarb in Florida. Pictured above is my attempt at growing rhubarb. I'll never catch up to the incredible rhubarb that Granny grows, but, I'm trying. So far, so good and it's growing like a weed! Pretty soon, we'll be making rhubarb pie and strawberry rhubarb jam!

The roses are all growing beautifully, including the root roses we added (Marilyn Monroe and Joan Fontaine). The red bed, (a portion of which is pictured above) is just stunning. The pink and white rose above is really big, and it's not even finished blooming.
What is also growing like a weed, is of course, the weeds. If I had a nickle for every weed I plucked everyday, I'd be as rich as the dirt they grow in. I guess that's why they call it filthy dirty rich! For now, I'm just filthy dirty watching the summer growth spurt unfold before me.


Saturday, June 2, 2007

After The Rain



painted grasshopper
sips dripping dew drops
drinking red rose petal tea

Thursday, May 24, 2007

A Sunset Treat


Tonight was one of those Florida nights when the breeze had a bit of coolness to it and the humidity was almost absent. It's when you wish every night was just as like this one. As the sun was setting, casting a pinkish glow, and the moon was settling in for a watchful night, a bat scurried across the sky and an owl decided to visit my yard. If you listen carefully in my neighborhood, you can hear the "who-who-who" bantering calls of owls. While chatting with my friend and neighbor, Karen, who has experienced lots of owl-sightings in her yard, one landed on my phone wire above my bedroom window. She just happened to have her camera handy and snapped a few shots of one of our neighborhood owls.

Barred Owls I think this is probably a Barred Owl. If you click on the link, you can hear who was calling at my bedroom window on a glorious summer night at sunset.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Hitting the Trail



Recently, walking has been my zen. At first, I walked to a DVD (Walk Away the Pounds with Leslie Sansone). One mile one day, then two, then three, until I could do 8-9 miles a week. I'd barely be awake, and barely be dressed, but I'd cross the finish-line sweating along with the super-fit models on the screen, and with the encouraging lilt to Leslie's voice. With one month under my belt and twelve pounds no longer under my belt, I decided to get fully dressed and hit the streets.

With Bebe wagging her tail like a metronome to the beat of my steps, we'd walk up to the corner, back home and then up to the other corner. Not quite a mile, but a milestone nonetheless. Soon, we ventured further with a goal in mind (well, I had one goal, and she had another). My goal was to walk to the newspaper stand and get the Sunday paper. Her goal was to sniff out any and all cat droppings along the way. What a duo; me marching, still to the encouraging tone of guru Sansone, while tugging on Bebe's harness to get her nose out of the dung. Eventually, we ventured to the Post Office, then to a store and now, we have several neighborhood routes which total a little over a mile each outing. More miles under my belt, less inches around my belt-line. Forty-two pounds later, we've discovered a different walking experience: The Upper Tampa Bay Trail.

When I first discovered the Trail, it was a good seven miles away and the path, although pretty, was short and unpaved. It did lead to a lovely and peaceful body of water (Tampa Bay), but we had to walk it twice to work up any kind of sense of having walked at all. It actually took longer to drive there than it did to walk the path. And, to top it off, the path was lonely and dry. Recently, I discovered a longer paved path, which I'll try the next time, and, at this particular leg of the park, a huge field where people were letting their dogs off-leash to run themselves silly. I made a mental note of buying a 50-foot rope to tether to Bebe for such an adventure. Knowing her, she'd smell some horse manure and take off into the depths of the trail and I'd never find her.

The Upper Tampa Bay Trail has many trail-heads, though, and I discovered one much closer and much nicer. Now, we've become regulars and I recognize a lot of other regulars, too. It's like a community in a way; an anonymous community, one similar to a group of smokers standing outside in their designated smokers' gazebo. Strangers sharing a similar addiction. Although smoking and trailing seem antithetical, I did see an old geezer on a beach-cruiser yesterday, huffing and puffing along while puffing on a huge Stogie.
The trail attracts more than characters chomping on Cuban cigars. There's the elderly man who rides a bicycle with a basket much like that of the Wicked Witch of the West, and in it, a white bedroom-slipper-of-a-dog sits like a princess on a pea with her tongue hanging out like a red wash-cloth. The Sunday sunrise brings out the Hispanic couple who appear to be empty-nesters. They walk just past the first quarter-mile, find a green metal picnic bench along the canal, break out their thermos of cafe con leche and share their aromatic brew with the new sun's reflection on the water. He talks to Bebe in Spanish and calls her a "he". She calls Bebe "muy linda", so I know she knows she's a she.
The sunrise also brings the horses out of their stables. Their massive muscular bodies send Bebe's tail tautly between her legs. She plants herself still, her hair stands on end like a bristle brush and she refuses to go forward. As if to tease her, a horse whinnies and Bebe lets out a little cry in return. Then, a bike will pass, and Bebe snaps out of her trance and gallops in the wake of the racer.
Joggers with iPods pound the paved path with a passion I'll never understand. I tried jogging and it wasn't pretty, nor was it passionate. Then there's the Asian couple on roller blades who swing their arms like pendulums on a grandfather's clock; she always follows him. While Bebe chases the squirrels as far as her 16-foot lead will let her, speed-cyclists shout "to your left!!", which causes Bebe to chase their skinny bodies on their skinny bikes with their skinny shoes clamped into pedals propelling skinny tires. There are families with tots on training wheels, and Sunday husbands pushing elaborate baby strollers made specifically for jogging parents.
There are casual sunset strollers like the two gay men who walk easily with each other. From behind, they both have the same balding spot, the same size dry-cleaned and creased khaki shorts, the same mid-shin white socks and the same affection for each other. They stop at the same time, point to the same bird and start on their stroll again at the same time. The African American woman with the toothpick legs and big buttocks and even bigger uni-bosom, wears a blue t-shirt which was probably too tight five sizes ago and now slips off her shoulders showing a booster-shot scar like a sunburst tattoo. There are women who speed-walk and talk at the same time three abreast; whose spandex shimmy and shine as they twist their size-2 hips.
Then there's me and Bebe. She's now the official trail greeter. She smiles at every walker, biker, blader and jogger no matter how fast they pass. Her tongue flying in the wind like a big red sail, she'll lick anyone who will stop to admire her unusual coloring, her fluffy ears, her black orbital eyes and her contagious enthusiasm. Solitary walkers lost in a deep mood are momentarily lifted, speed-walkers slow down, old men smile that "isn't she cute" smile even though they'd never say it aloud, the Asian woman cracks a grin breaking her pace, and I, well, I am happy walker. Another milestone under my diminishing belt.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Signs of Roses




Everything is coming up roses! Literally. On the last night of my ASL II class, my students marched into class one-by-one in a parade of roses; each carrying a rose bush in their arms. I was stunned and could barely see through the tears in my eyes. In my 30 years of teaching, I have never had such a wonderful community of students in one classroom. As I expressed in a letter of gratitude to my students, "If you are the last class I ever teach, I am totally satisfied..."
So, here's thanks to:
Lisa and Jeryme for the gift of the Geraldine Ferraro rose last week, and especially to Lisa for signing my poem; Laura for coming up with the rose bush idea; Christina & Jessica for being my computer geek tech-heads; Bruna and Theressa for being "my girls" who sign like the wind and will one day make a great interpreting team; Debbie and Charlene for being the best cooks, best room-moms, best sisters, ever;
Isabelle for her humor, her accent and her lovely way of being; Pat for always being there for me in the front row cheering me and everyone else on regardless of what's going on in her life; Lynsey for putting up with the "teacher who taught her teacher" and for making us roar and hoot with her final; Nelson and Kari for adding just a little sensuality to sign language; Lisa for being my ASL 1 TA and for sharing her children with us; all the newbies: Tara, Cristin, Margo and Karen, for putting up with an unconventional classroom and especially to Karen who shared with us her passion for life and the love of her life, her son, David; Jessica B who is always willing to take notes for us; "the other Lindsey" for her constant smile and enthusiasm for signing; Sarah for sharing her family with us and her willingness to always help someone and participate; Ray for just putting up with us; Kristina for her perseverance and her stunning final poem; and Susan for supporting my obsession with weight loss and, who could not be with us in person, but, who through the tech-heads in class, got to see our finals virtually. Lastly, our TAs, Michelle and Kirsten for sharing their time and expertise with us.
I'll be busy digging up a new rose bed for Chrysler Imperial (red), Hedge Rose (red), John F. Kennedy (white), Shrub Rose (red), Color Me Pink (pink), Goldilocks (yellow), Honey Perfume (yellow), and my favorite last three names, Sheer Bliss (pink), Knock-Out (red) and Simply Marvelous (purple). Here's to you, my simply marvelous class, I'll think of you with every bloomin' rose.


Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Springing Into Spring with Violets


When I was growing up, Nana, my grandmother on my father's side, raised African Violets.
Nana had a long and narrow sun room which overlooked a busy street in Atlantic City. During the day, she'd sit in her rocker and watch what she called "shady characters" spill into the street and dot the city like chicken pox on a child. Her English was limited to a few words as she only spoke her native Italian.
At night she could be found knitting in the dark. We'd follow the sound of her bone knitting needles up the steps which lead into the sun room. Her needles, which she held onto by tucking them up under her massive bosom, were round and flexible and clicked like a metronome. In the dark, by the light of the moon, her rocking silhouette kept the beat of her needles. And, along the windowsills were the shadows of her blooming violets. There were six giant windows eye-balling the pre-casino town; all of which held four to five violets in various stages of bloom and in a cacophony of colors. I never once saw Nana dote over her plants except to pour warm water, which had been steeped with egg-shells, deep into the soil. She never picked the blooms and she didn't have those fancy African Violet pots that are self-watering. She used, instead, an odd lot of ceramic containers, that today would probably bring in a pretty penny at an estate sale. She used her index finger as a barometer of dampness and a keen eye for turning them like sundials with the light of day.
I don't think there's ever been a time in my life when there wasn't an African Violet close by. In college, I had them on my windowsill when everyone else was growing other worldly plants. When I moved from New York to Florida, they traveled with me in an open box on the back seat. And now, I have several on my desk in my office and on the windowsill in my kitchen (some of which are in dire need of care).
I had an author who is a psychic visit me in my office one day. He immediately stopped at the door and said "Your grandmother is here, she's always here." It gave me the chills, and at the time, I didn't realize the connection between the violets and my Nana.
There's one violet in particular, pictured above, which is just phenomenal. This one grows perched on an antique dry-sink near a window in the dinning room. I've never given it egg-shell water, but it does have a special African Violet pot which is self-watering (when I remember to fill it up).
Today, this purple violet invited me to spring into Spring with its fullness, its life and vibrant color. Thanks, Nana. Here's to Spring, and here's to you.

Friday, April 13, 2007

What a Difference 30 Pounds Makes


One of my goals for 2007 was to lose 50 lbs by my 50th birthday. And, for those of you who know me, my life has revolved around my bathroom scale for the past 70 days. I thank you for your patience in humoring me during my weight loss journey. Today, I am 30 pounds closer to that goal!! That thirty pounds was blatantly evident on my face, my mid-section, my buttocks, my hips and my ankles. Now that it has disappeared, apparently, into thin air, I wonder where it's gone? I've considered what 30 pounds of fat could potentially look like when it's not saturated on my body. Take four sticks of butter (1 lb) and multiply that by 30, and there's thirty pounds of fat. But, where did it go?? Does it just melt into thin air? I'd rather it melt in my mouth in the form of a butter cookie, or on a buttered bagel or on a baked potato. I'd really prefer butter melting with onions and garlic, getting ready to be joined by prosciutto, heavy cream and vodka for one of my favorite dishes, Penne Vodka. Dream on. There are still plenty of pounds left to melt before I reach my goal. But for now, I'm doing a happy dance, that somehow, 120 sticks of butter has disappeared from my face, belly, hips, ankles and butt(er).

Sunday, April 1, 2007

Lemon Tree Very Pretty








Can you believe the size of this lemon? This tree is in its third blooming year. The first year, the lemons were few, but still gigantic. The second year, only a few more came to fruition. This year, about 40 grapefruit-looking lemons weighed down the mighty arms of this tree. In case you're wondering, the tree is called a Ponderosa Lemon tree - not a Meyer, as I previously thought. This year's crop contained a lot of seeds. Granny made that Lemon Meringue pie (pictured below) with the lemons from this tree.
Lemons are great:
In hot water as a tonic in the morning;
Squeezed into ice cube trays for later use in drinks, cooking, pies, etc;
As a deodorant mixed with a little alcohol;
As a hair lightener in the sun;
As an antiseptic;
And here are other ways:
http://www.electriclemon.co.uk/101/index.htm

If you're in a pinch for fresh lemons, I'm hooked on this great crystalized lemon product called True Lemon. I use it in water, tea, or just pour some in hot water. It's great for cooking, too. Click on www.truelemon.com and check it out!


Friday, March 30, 2007

Being Stoned

This is not about Marijuana, but, now that I have your attention, let's discuss the word "stone".

The Bible says "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"...and if that's the case, well, there will be no stone-throwing in my immediate future because "people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."

Leaving no stone unturned, I thought I'd come up with as many uses of the word "stone" as I could muster. Here goes:

Things I've done once: gotten stoned, hiked Stone Mountain, listened to The Rolling Stones, read Rolling Stone magazine, visited Stonehenge, skipped stones.

Food: I like stone crabs, but not stone fish; MSG makes me feel stoned; The Stonewall Inn in Greenwich Village, is now a bagel store. As a stepping stone, I'm eating more stone-ground flour so I can fit in an old pair of stone-washed jeans, and what with this diet, that may be just a stone's throw away.

People: stone-faced people are miserable; I'd like to find a good stone cutter for some gem stones I own; I've worked with both stone-blind and stone-deaf people; stone butches carry a big stick but have soft hearts, the first Harry Potter book was Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (in the US, but in the UK it was called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone; Of course, nothing is written in stone and I'll be stone-cold dead by the time I think of every use of the word.

Expressions: "a rolling stone gathers no moss" and "sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me". Which leads me to kidney stones which hurt me.


I lived a peaceful, stone-less existence for 40 years when all the sudden, I felt like someone was firing a machine gun into my back. Several years (and kidney stone attacks later) I was told I have a congenital kidney disease called Medullary sponge kidney. In other words, I'm a stone-makin' mama, always have been, always will be. My kidneys are a veritable pin-ball machine. Once one dastardly little stone leaves my kidney and travels the painful path down my ureter, through my bladder and into my urethra, another one lines-up and gets ready to follow the same path, again and again and again. I passed a stone last week which was large enough to cover Lincoln's head on a penny. It took a month for this bugger to make its grand exit, and when it finally did, I did a happy dance.

Being stoned is not all it's cracked up to be. Trust me.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Bebe Sophita


I'm a long-haired Chihuahua. At least that's what the Georgia breeder told my owners. I have what's called a "deer head" and I'm called a "chocolate blue". When people meet me they ask "what kind of dog is that?" When they're told I'm a Chihuahua, they laugh and say, that's not a Chihuahua!!! Some think I'm a Dingo, some think I'm a mix of a Chi and a Pom, some think I'm a Rat Terrier. Some think I'm just the cutest dog on earth. Most just shake their head. My neighbor named me Sophita after my predecessor Sophia, a Yorkie. My parents call me Bebe, thus, I am now Bebe Sophita, and I really am a Chihuahua. The breeders said I'd get to be 5 or 6 pounds. I am currently around 10 pounds. The long-hair part is a work in progress. So far, my ears, mane and butt are long-hair..the rest is taking its time growing in. I'm a digger, I can fetch, sit on command, partially roll over, stay when I feel like it and I'm working on "shake". I went to puppy school for 8 weeks and learned how to walk on a leash, sit, stay, and come (come is really hard). Luckily, I sleep through the night and I've only chewed a few things like table legs, chair legs and cardboard boxes. But, I'm just a puppy and I can. My favorite toy is called Kong which my auntie Gen sent to me. Gen, who lives in Michigan, adopted a Corgi from Kentucky a few years ago. Carmen, is now about 65 lbs and looks like a wolf. I don't think it's a Corgi just like people don't think I'm a Chihuahua. People call Gen's dog a Kentucky Corgi and I've heard people call me a Georgia Chihuahua.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Nine Lives of Cats

I'm a cat person. My life resembles the life of a cat. I love to lay in the sun, snuggle on soft beds and cushions and I am a creature of habit who resists change with a vengeance. It actually makes me sick to my stomach. I'm not sure if cats get sick to their stomachs when change is in the air, but I have a feeling that their caterwauling is probably a good example of what I feel inside. My first cat's name was Pywacket (I have no idea how to spell it). Since my mother was deathly allergic to cat dander, Pywacket was an outdoor cat who lived to mew and drool over my mother's cooking. He'd sit on the fence outside of our kitchen window and watch my mother cook; walking the fence from the window to the back door following my mother's every move. She loved that cat and would suffer dearly if she were to pet him. Her eyes would puff and tear and she'd wheeze for days. I, on the other hand would spend my days with him on our porch. I'd color and paint-by-number on my belly and Pywacket would purr by my side. He was jet-black with a splash of white down his front. One day, he disappeared and we all missed his big black eyes and long whiskers peering through the kitchen window.

We picked up a tiger stray one year, but he tore across my father's massive bare belly one day while my father was snoring on the lounge chair on the porch. He left behind a race-track of bloody scars in his path and soon went missing. I think my father, who said he had to "go see a man about a chicken", took him to a farm and left him there to race around the barn.

We were cat-less for years until right before my mother's death. She found India, a pure black long-haired kitten. For some reason, she was not allergic to this petite Persian. India kept my mother company until the day my mother went into the hospital. She was so worried about India, that she had a friend in Ocean City take her in. India, being an indoor cat, snuck out one afternoon and got hit by a car. No one had the heart to tell my mother. Instead, her friend brought her a plush-stuffed black kitty and put it by my mother's bedside. Eventually, my mother went into a coma and died with the kitty by her side. She was buried with India, and together, they rest in peace.

In graduate school, I had a room-mate, Bob, who had a Japanese mother and a Jewish father. To top it off, he was gay. We lived together for several years with his cat, Nunchan (meaning "naughty one", in Japanese). Nunchan was a beautiful calico with a ravenous appetite. She was skinny, vocal and constantly on the go. Sometimes, she'd whip out the front door of our apartment and go downstairs to flirt with Andrea Dworkin's (the famous Lesbian feminist author) cat George. George was a girl cat. Go figure. My room-mate eventually went off to med-school and left me with Nunchan..she was 18 when I had to put her down.

Right before Nunchan was put down, a friend of mine gave me a kitten for my birthday. I named her Seja after an island in the classic feminist novel, The Wanderground. She was soft, tortoiseshell and a total snob to strangers, but she loved me. The first night I had her, she fell asleep in tight little fur-ball on my chest. In the middle of the night, she peed all over me. I guess she was comfortable.

When Seja was about 6 months old, I found my second Pywacket in the wheel-well of a taxi cab on 5th Ave. during a horrible snow storm. For a kitten, the cat was gigantic. I called him Rocket. When I took him home to Seja, she cleaned him up like a mother-cat would her kitten, and they were soul-mates.

When I moved from New York to Florida, I had to make a decision. I took Seja and left Rocket with friend. I threw-up from New York to Florida because of the decision. Rocket had grown to be a 25 lb baby puma. He was long and lean. I was moving into a home with another cat and dog. Rocket would have a good home with another male cat whom he adored. About 6 months after moving to Florida, my friend in NY decided to move to London. No cats allowed. She shipped me Rocket and when he arrived at the airport in a huge crate, the baggage handlers thought he was going to the Zoo, he was so big. Rocket and Seja were reunited and lived into their teens. Seja became ill at 13 with a huge obstruction in her intestine. She never made it out of surgery. Rocket sat by the front door and literally waited for Seja to come home for months. He lost a substantial amount of weight and started to wither away.

I adopted 2 kittens, Felix and Oscar (brothers), in hopes of lifting Rocket's spirits, but to no avail. Rocket died 8 months after Seja at 7 lbs. I kept Felix and Oscar locked up in the bathroom the first two weeks after bring them home because I was afraid of how Rocket would react to them. By the time my friends intervened, we let them out and Rocket just sniffed at them and returned to the front door. Eventually, all three became friends, but before long, Rocket just gave up all hope for Seja and died of a broken heart.

I know, as responsible pet-owners, that we shouldn't have "favorites", but Oscar was my favorite cat ever. His personality was so soothing and he was funny. He could catch and fetch and he was such an affectionate cat. I think there's something special about orange kitties. My friend Carol's cat, Marles, was the same way. He unfortunately had an untimely death as well, at the hands of a ill-tempered dog. As for Oscar, he'd gallop through the house, pounce on ghostly toys and shadows and look at you with those butterscotch eyes enough to make you melt. He was my bedtime buddy. As soon as my head hit the pillow he was there and would look into my eyes until one of us feel asleep and would stay next to me the entire night with deep-rumble of a purr. Oscar's fur was like cotton and I could pet him endlessly. Felix was destined to sleep by my hip because Oscar had the primo spot on the bed. Now, Felix has Oscar's spot.

Felix seems to like being "top-dog" since Oscar's sudden death. He follows me around the house and is constantly by my side when I'm home. At bedtime, he snuggles close by attaching himself to my arm like a koala bear. The only sign of mourning I see is when he goes and sleeps on Oscar's urn at night while I'm at the computer.

I am a cat person. This, I know for sure..but now there's a puppy in my life and that's another story I'll tell later.

When More is More and Less is Less.


This is me at my nephew Justin's wedding at 247 lbs in July 2006 (left). I started a diet on January 22nd, 2007 and now I'm 227 lbs. I went to www.mvm.com and this is what I am supposed to look like at 227lbs (below). It's pretty close, but more flattering than in real life. ..and this is what I would look like at my goal weight of 155lbs.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Granny Saw the Moon




This is Granny, who will be 91 years old on September 11th, 2007. She saw the lunar eclipse last week, and explained to me how in awe she was and how totally thrilled she was to have seen it:

"Mind you, I have seen this type of thing many times before, but this time, this time - somehow it was different and I don't know why. I was leaving the wild game dinner and heading to my car in the parking lot, when all of the sudden, I noticed the moon. It stopped me in my tracks and I watched the entire total eclipse. It was stunning. And, would you believe not one other person was in the parking lot the whole time??! I wanted someone to come out and see it with me! Once it passed, I just stood there. Finally, a couple came out into the parking lot and I told them to wait just a minute so they could see it go back, but the sky remained dark. Then, it started to unfold and what a sight it was. I'm so glad I went to the wild game dinner even if there was no rabbit to try. If not, I never would have peeked out my window at home to see this awesome sight. And, I've seen the eclipse before, but this one was special and I just don't know why."

Michigan moon shines
an eclipse in Granny's eyes -
open wide in awe

Sunday, March 4, 2007

Oscar

This is Oscar, my nine-year old kitty who passed-away unexpectedly in his sleep last January. I came home to find him in a position that looked like he had just finished giving himself a bath. He looked so cute that I was about to take his picture before I realized he had died. There even appeared to be a peaceful smile on his precious face. Felix likes to sleep on Oscar's urn at night.It's eerie, but sweet.

Orange and white fur
Tumbles like dust-bunnies
Mewing like Oscar

Felix Resting on Oscar's Urn of Ashes.


Me and My Twin!


Daddy Making His Famous Italian Salad


Recipe for Daddy's Italian Salad:
Lots of lettuce (iceberg)
1/2 lb each in strips of:
ham, swiss cheese, and turkey
sweet onions
2-3 hard-boiled eggs
1 cup grated parmasean cheese or locatelli
oregano to taste
some mayo
salt and pepper
plum tomatoes quartered
red wine vinegar and olive oil
Toss and serve with a huge smile while wearing an apron that says "Wine, Women & Song."

Bath Time for Me!